Monday, March 26, 2007
SECRET FORMULAR
for making MDM ZEE LOVE YOU.

1st bring markers, colour pencils, crayons of all 186 colours. ten stacks of drawing blocks. 33 sharperners. and of course lie to her u are the monitress/ monitor.

2nd be punctual. 1 period before class stand-by there, so once bell ring can rush inside and go like. GOOD MORNING MDM ZEE. or. ZEE LAOSHI ZAO~

3rd. be quiet. just in case. before u go in. zip up ur mouth with masking tape ( just follow law stated: to solve all problems, bring around masking tape).

4th. go like.. >>> MDM ZEE. is this piece of not-very-nice thing alright? can it be improved? what could be done? can u help me? oh thanks great mdm zee. yes, i will be happy to help. so u want me to help u? NO PROBLEM. oh yes mdm zee. its dots and lines. yes. wow mdm zee u are a pro. u can draw soooo well. u are my idol. mdm zee. ur hair today so nice. and ur clothing. omGOSH (see i so guai, no god there) are so beautiful, fits u soooo well.

(say all that and u will have taken her heart).

5th. and of course volunteer to off the lights and blah blah and sweep the floor and wipe everything (not anyone's posts please) and go like. mdm zee. with u taking care of this art room, its so clean. and then before u leave. OH MDM ZEE I WILL COME BACK TO SEE U SOON AND YA. ALLLLL, THE ASSIGNMENTS WILL BE DONE, AND YA. I WILL IMFORM THE CLASS FOR U. AND YES. I WILL COLLECT EVERYTHING. YES. TOMMOROW? NO? NEXT PERIOD? AND GOOD BYE AND KISSES TO U MDM ZEE.

do them all. and be warned MDM zee might just plant a BIG WET kiss on u on the spot.

the very guai and soft ( dun worry, i've got tons of face to spare)
and unENTHU school FUNction.
wee. with love. and peace. and laughter. and joy + fun.

zhengjunnies. O.O (BIE)